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Basett Hound, " I am not ignoring you oh wait yes I am"
Meet the most honest dog on the planet.
This hilariously relatable Basset Hound isn't sugar-coating anything - and we love him for it. Featuring everyone's favorite droopy-eared truth-teller delivering the line we've all thought but never had the courage to say: "I am not ignoring you... oh wait, yes I am."
Perfect for:
- Anyone who values brutal honesty over fake politeness
- Basset Hound lovers who know the breed's stubborn charm
- People who appreciate dry, sarcastic humor
- Introverts who need a shirt that speaks for them
- Gift-givers looking for something genuinely funny
What you'll love:
✓ Premium soft cotton blend for maximum comfort during selective hearing moments
✓ Bold, eye-catching print that won't fade (unlike your patience)
✓ Unisex sizing for everyone who's ever needed space
✓ Machine washable - easy care for low-maintenance people
✓ Instant mood booster and conversation starter
"Finally, a shirt that says what your Basset Hound is really thinking - and what you're probably thinking too."
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and knowing nods from fellow dog owners who understand the struggle.
Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
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