Sorry i can't I have plans with my basset

Look, it’s not that you don’t like people. It’s just that your basset hound is better company, smells marginally better than some humans, and never judges your snack habits. Cancel your plans (you didn’t want to go anyway) and slip into this ultra-soft, tail-waggingly relatable tee.

Whether your basset is snoring on the couch, stealing your spot, or giving you the "you again?" side-eye, this shirt says exactly what you’re thinking: “I’m booked. With drool, naps, and unconditional love.”

Perfect for dog lovers, introverts, or anyone who’s mastered the art of ghosting social invites in favor of floppy ears and belly rubs.

🐾 Unisex fit
🐾 100% "my dog is my therapist" energy
🐾 Approved by at least 3 out of 4 lazy bassets

Order now, and let the world know: unless your event has snacks and hounds, you’re not coming.

Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.

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